"Woody isn't a bad guy. He's a happy guy."
*
"I wanna play games on the pooter."
*
In the bathtub:"Whoa, Mom. I have a funny pee-pee. It's like a hot dog!"
*
Almost every night at dinner, spoken like a grown-up:"So, how was your work, Dad?"
*
"You always say 'shhh' and I don't like it."
*
Two weeks before Sydney was born: "Why you always going potty?"
*
Carson: Dad, are you a grown up?
Dad: Yep.
C: Mom, are you a grown up?
Mom: Yep.
C: No, you're just a big girl.
Mom: No, I'm a grown up!
Carson, Well, do you mow the lawn?
Mom: [stumped for words]
*
"Mom, you're legs are too scratchy."
*
Mom: You need to go potty, then you can have a popsicle.
Carson: Yeah......I don't think that's gonna work.
4 comments:
Oh my goodness -- you and Carson just crack me up!! Thanks for giving me something to chuckle at today!!
I love that Carson thinks that you are a grown up if you mow the lawn! There aren't many grown ups in the OC then....
I also love the hot dog one. Cute.
Laugh out loud Jen... what a little ham you have! You could write a book, those are two funny. It's good to blog these things or else we just forget. I was trying to remember a funny thing Nate said the other day but lost it and so far it's yet to return.
Thanks for sharing. Those are great. And "hot dog" how funny is that!
I just read those to Jon...we are cracking up! What a funny kid, but I am NOT surprised! :) You are so wise to be writing them down!
PS- I will be calling you back this week. Can't wait to catch up!
Post a Comment