Some of you remember that conversation when C-man was a little constipated. Today we had a variation of it. I heard this from our master bathroom:
"Mom! This toilets not working! I need to move to the other potty!"
So we moved his bare bum to the toddler pot in the front bathroom. As usual when trying to have a movement, Carson says:
"Please leave me alone."
"Sure."
A few minutes later:
"Mom! This potty's not working either! I need to try the big potty!"
So he moved again to the big toilet and sat and concentrated and grunted for a few minutes. Finally:
"Hey Mom! This toilet's working! I went poop!"
Maybe toilets are magical. Who knows?
BTW, this morning at 5:45 am, Carson woke up calling out that he needed to go poop. Evidently, the "toilet" wasn't working then either, because he produced nothing, but also produced no further sleep.
7 comments:
I wonder how many hours of one's life are spent on or near the toilet? (Not counting that crazy lady who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for 2+ years.) So much of life is focused on our wondrous excretory functions? And how much money do we invest in toilet paper over 80 years? I mean it's all quite brilliant how God wired us, but it can certainly be a drag--an expensive drag, even--particularly at the beginning and end of the life cycle. All those Pampers and Adult Diapers. (Thankfully the "I Can't Believe I Just Pooped My Pants" is still in the realm of SNL humor. Hopefully it will stay there!)
Nevertheless, kudos to Carson and his magic toilet.
nice, we had a 5:40 wake up as well. Good times.
I'd blame it on the toilet too!
Jen,
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I love that I'm not the only one with poop stories. Cute. Sorry for the early morning wake up though....that sucks.
can we borrow the toilet that works?
I love the way his mind works! He is so precious!
Hope your toilet has been working well this week...
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