Wednesday, January 06, 2010

Warning: potentially offensive material.

Now that I have everyone's attention! Here's a Carsonism, fresh from this morning. You see, Carson has been potty trained for over a year and a half, but still doesn't wake himself up in the night to use the restroom, so he wears pull-ups to bed. Sometimes he stays dry, usually not. Early this morning his pull-up leaked.

Carson: I'm sorry, Mom.
Me: It's OK, buddy, it's not your fault.
Carson: I know. It's my penis' fault.

11 comments:

Brad said...

That appendage gets blamed for all sorts of things.

Carrie said...

I love it! That literally made me laugh out loud. Luckily I had swallowed the coffee in my mouth before I read it or that appendage might get blamed for the need to purchase a new computer.

Steph said...

Hahahahahahaha! That kid makes my sides hurt.

Heidi said...

YESSSSSSSS!!!! So awesome.

Becky said...

What a boy!

johnsonandjohnson said...

okay, that made me giggle...

so great!

Brad said...

This was too good to just post one comment.

You actually have Carson call it a penis?? I guess you are braver than we are. Around our house it has been called "junk". Just recently Spencer coined the term "pee-thing".

Brazenlilly said...

Yeah, Brad, we've gone pretty straight-up with the anotomical names. I think that's Trent's influence from the health-field. But at first we did call it a pee-pee, but then it got confused with urine. And, this way, the shock factor adds to the laugh factor!

Kristi said...

stupid penis! :)

Taylor's said...

I cannot stop laughing!! That's good stuff.

Beth said...

Oh crap! That is so funny!!! :)