Now that I have everyone's attention! Here's a Carsonism, fresh from this morning. You see, Carson has been potty trained for over a year and a half, but still doesn't wake himself up in the night to use the restroom, so he wears pull-ups to bed. Sometimes he stays dry, usually not. Early this morning his pull-up leaked.
Carson: I'm sorry, Mom.
Me: It's OK, buddy, it's not your fault.
Carson: I know. It's my penis' fault.
11 comments:
That appendage gets blamed for all sorts of things.
I love it! That literally made me laugh out loud. Luckily I had swallowed the coffee in my mouth before I read it or that appendage might get blamed for the need to purchase a new computer.
Hahahahahahaha! That kid makes my sides hurt.
YESSSSSSSS!!!! So awesome.
What a boy!
okay, that made me giggle...
so great!
This was too good to just post one comment.
You actually have Carson call it a penis?? I guess you are braver than we are. Around our house it has been called "junk". Just recently Spencer coined the term "pee-thing".
Yeah, Brad, we've gone pretty straight-up with the anotomical names. I think that's Trent's influence from the health-field. But at first we did call it a pee-pee, but then it got confused with urine. And, this way, the shock factor adds to the laugh factor!
stupid penis! :)
I cannot stop laughing!! That's good stuff.
Oh crap! That is so funny!!! :)
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